The World is a Vampire

I'm listening to Smashing Pumpkins. They are so totally awesome. If you don't like Smashing Pumpkins you are so totally stupid. You are so totally stupid, you're retarded.

I used to not like Smashing Pumpkins and I was so totally stupid. The are so totally awesome.

My favorite track tonight is track 4 on "Greatest Hits" album, "Cherub Rock." It is so totally sweet.

But I think you're totally stupid if you only buy the "Best of" album of a band you say you like. You're such a poser. You totally suck.

Smashing Pumpkins are so sweet.